Christ Pill

You recognize that the “Red pill” has a lot of truth in it (And you STOP allowing woman to use up your resources…Proverbs 31:3 ) but instead of taking the path of hating woman you recognize that Christian values are simply better. Instead of using woman like many other woman have used you. “Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself” is your motto.

This man went from black pill to Christ pill and seems a lot happier!

Pill Opera

Soap no longer is the primary sponsor of daytime
serials aimed at women. It is now medicine.

I suggest that Medicine Opera or Pill Opera replace
"Soap Opera"

I would like to get home in time to watch my Pill Opera

Void pill

It’s a pill that once swallowed cannot be undone. It is total and complete darkness. It’s not even that nothing matters, it’s just nothingness itself. You can experience it with certain drugs that might potentially forever alter your perception with a void lens.

The void pill I’ve consumed has taken away everything. The evolution of consciousness was all for nothing, and will soon be blackness.

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fat pill

(noun) A doughnut or other small sweet pastry.

If you keep scarfing down those fat pills your ass is gonna be as big as a fucking house!

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pill popper

A pill popper is a person who develops a certain dependance on medicine in pill form, but doesn't have to mean the person is obsessed or depressed, or even suicidal.

I think I'm becoming a pill popper.

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Grey Pill

-When you say fuck it and stop caring about any major/controversial views and decide to wing it.

-Basically the blue pill but you just don't care just fuck off

-Example:
Man A :Hey man, what do you think about god?
Man B: I don't know man, I'll save myself the headache and take the grey pill.

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pill goblin

One who is always eating pills. One who will indiscriminately eat whatever pills are in the medicine cabinet or in your pocket. Usually the drug of choice for a pill goblin is anything that is habit forming.

Gosh that chick is such a pill goblin, she ate fifteen Valium, ten norco's, and a couple roxy's.

I feel as though you took the cake as the pill goblin for the night by eating 30 Adderall's, and your heart hasn't popped yet! Amazing.

Hide your shit here comes a pill goblin.

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