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The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"
{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."
{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.
I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.
A pity ploy (n.) is a term used when someone fishes for affection, compliments, or a free pass to excuse how they act by self degrading themselves to make you feel bad for them. Pity= is what the person wants from you and ploy= is the fact that they came up with a motive and plan to get pity from others. Ergo, the term pity ploy is formed. Don't be this person it's narcissistic.
Friend 1: *sends receipts of an altercation*
Friend 1: "Do you see how this bitch literally pulls an 'oh woe is me' card every time I have a valid point"
Friend 2: "omfg they do that to me too- yeah it's clear that they just wanted to come up with a pity ploy to win the argument"
Friend 1: "I know dude it's annoying as shit"
an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself
In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.
In any game, where you kill an opponent even though it was a bad kill
A - Look at how many kills I have
B - Nice pity kills you have there
A half-hearted attempt at sexting someone back a picture of your somewhat erect penis. Can result from a lack of arousal, lack of enthusiasm for the recipient, or lack of girth and/or length in your own dick.
Person 1: *sends dick pic*
Person 2: *not really horny, sends semi erect dick pic*
Person 1: "Send me one that's hard."
Person2: "You're an asshole, that was a pity semi and that's all you're worth."
I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.
I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!