Boneless pizza

A pizza without any of them shits called bones put in it.

Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke

Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though

Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.

Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.

Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?

Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?

Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?

Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.

Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.

Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?

Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.

Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza

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pizza rat

A casual and informal way to address a close acquaintance, suitable for all situations.

Vera: "Hey pizza rat!"
Rachel: "Are you referring to me?"
Corinne: " Or are you referring to me?!??!?"
Rachel: "If I'm pizza rat..."
Corinne "...then I'm pizza rat!"
Vera: "We are all pizza rat!!!"
OR
Joe Biden: "Hey pizza rat!"
Megan thee Stallion: "Hey pizza rat, nice do!"

Pizza Time

1. When Peter Parker delivers a pizza "late" and a girl chewing gum viciously isn't paying for those.
2. Every second of every day.

"It's pizza time."

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Pizza shorts

Extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce.

Those are some tight pizza shorts!

Pizza Ridge

The ridge on the roof of your mouth that always seems to burn and peel when you are too impatient to wait for your pizza to cool down.

Toby burned his pizza ridge after taking a bite of the hot pizza. Damn that molten tomato sauce.

Pizza Box

Near universal slang in the U.S. Marine Corps for the lowest passing rifle or pistol qualification (Marksman) because of the appearance of the badge one earns for that low of a score.

"I'm going to qual expert on the range this year"
"Doubt it. The only thing you're going to get is the pizza box"

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Pizza Mozzarella

The most beautiful thing on this Earth that is far superior to three cheese tortellini

Gyro: Pizza Mozzarella, Piza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella

Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part

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