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a wrestling move where you clasp your hands together and bring it high over your head, and down onto your opponent like a great sledgehammer. a great finishing move, especially if you're polish. why? added irony, i suppose.
rob: whats up, man
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude
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It's similar to a Dutch oven, where someone farts and pulls the covers over your head ... Except you inflict it upon yourself.
She said it didn't smell that bad ... peeked under the covers and gave herself a Polish oven.
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a very smelly substance tht is used to "paint" the nail or nails. called nail polish it has various colors and smells funky. After a while it will chip and result in you painting agian or useing nail polish remover to take it off.
Usually is thick and applies easily with a brush.
OMG gerard painted his nails with nail polish!
i have to paint my nails..with nail polish!
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A variation of Dutch Oven.
When you fart under the covers (while alone, or missing the other person in the attack) and pull the covers over your own head in a self-Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with a Sacrificial Dutch Oven (sometimes Kamakaze Oven) Where you fart under the covers while cuddling someone and pull the cover over both of your heads to ensure the other person bears the brunt of your Methane attack while sacraficing yourself in the act.
"After Mike Did a dutch oven to Sara and Alexis, Alexis farted under the covers, pulled the blanket over just her own head while shouting out: 'Dutch Oven!' Therby Polish Ovening herself.
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Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.
Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.
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A game similar to Russian Roulette, but played with an automatic pistol.
You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.
Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.
Two Crips were playing a game of Polish Roulette, which is not a bad thing at all.
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A cow dancing to polish music about a drug . Yet people still found it funny and turn it into a meme without knowing that actuly this is
Person 1:Hey, did you herd about a polish cow
Person 2:Yea it's quite a funny meme.
Person 1:But did you know that this song is about drugs
Person 2:No way.
Person 1:Yes way. you can look it up yourself using google translator
Person 2:*Looking it up*
10 minuts later
Person 2:Holly Fuck your right
Person 1:See i told you
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