The one that does it: Screws the pooch.
Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.
A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?
B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.
The skin between the penis and the ass and/or the vagina and the ass. This part of the body typically smells bad and needs to be cleaned frequently.
Wow, Jack's G Pooch is disgusting. Last night while we were hooking up I came across it and screamed. He is unhygienic.
To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.
John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians
Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!
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The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"
Check the gooch pooch on that whale!
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