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poon-trenching

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency

Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.

by woodchipper April 29, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Belt

A girl who has wrapped herself around the object of her affection, normally during sloppy kissing and with use of at least one leg, so much so that she essentially becomes a belt.

"My mate had this chick all over him outside the pub with both legs off the ground around him. Lucky mofo looked like he was wearing a poon belt!"

by JT Amish May 11, 2009

51๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.

I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017


poon tax

The money that mans has to pay on a girl before he gets to fuck her.

Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.

Finally took Sally around the old knobsticle course, and only had to pay ยฃ1.99 poon tax for a Happy Meal at Maccy D's

by follycool May 10, 2011


Poon Broom

Any mustache that will get you poon

zach's poon broom attracts all the ladies

by keder lamtan July 26, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Poon

A black girl with a disgusting mouth odor and love to have sex pleasure

She's Purple Poon!

by THUNDER BOLT February 26, 2013

63๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021