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When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.
Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.
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The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.
Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!
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The rap song that strong bad is fond of.
Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.
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half of the url of PootPoot.com, a web site that takes a web site you give and turns all of its text into gibberish. Hilarious, go try.
Also: pootify
Dude, I just pootified CNN.com! How pooting poot poot poot?
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What George W Bush calls Russian president Vladimir Puttin.
That assface Bush called Pooty Poot the other day.
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Demi Lovatos twin sister whom was locked in Demis basement for sixty three years. Recently released.
Poot Lovato pooted for me when no one else would.
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