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New sport invented by a crazy woman on Christmas Eve, 2009.
The competive act of knocking down an elderly Pope.
Wow! Did you see that woman leap across those pews to set a new Pope Tipping record? 1.73 seconds! That's two one hundreths better than last year's time.
Popee the Performer is a 17-year-old high school dropout who is a circus performer. He wears a bunny/cat red and white striped costume and has the physical appearance of a white American teenager but is ethnically Japanese. He has a charming assistant named Kedamono, a purple wolf-like creature with a mask on his face. Popee is a violent narcissist who has jealousy issues. Popee does not have any friends or lovers. Popee has a father who is also a circus performer. Popee has a mother but he doesn't know who she is nor does he care to know. Popee has a little sister named Marifa.
You: Have you seen Popee The Performer?
Me: Yes.
You: How are you still sane after watching that?
An inline skating trick that extends the knee slide where you wrist guards hit the ground and you put you head down and scrape the top of your helmet.
which sort of looks like the pope kissing the ground.
One: Man that guy just stacked baddly.
Two: Nah it was a pope slide.
One: He's not getting up.
Two: OK he stacked it.
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A frat party go to wherein the goal is to cram as many guys as possible into a Volkswagen Beetle. Generally results in at least one person experiencing a near death experience from suffocation.
Sigma Chi Will be going for a record popes in a Volkswagen Friday night.
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i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.
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A real oddball in the outer banks. TOTAL hottie and a genius.
OMG WHO IS THAT HOT POGUE????
None other than pope heyward
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obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"
"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."
The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.
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