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A magical place, where you can JERK OFF WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT WHILE BEING CAUGHT U GET A VIRUS
this is where all the horny kids to is going to porn sites
Ivan: Hey Boris u wanna watch tv?
Boris: Yeah
(Walks into the room)
(Hooks up pc to tv)
(types pornhub.com)
Boris: O no not porn
Ivan: Jerks off in Boris face
me: end me
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what gets me up in the morning to keep living life.
i dont wanna go to work, i just want to jerk the gerkin all day to some porn!
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something only guys who cant get laid watch
Mike: You watch porn?
Matt: Yes
Mike: Sad
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Something people watch for sexual sensations and because they can't get a mate of their own.
Unmarried man: Hey did you watch any porn last night??
Married man: Why the hell would I?! Porn is for people like you who can't get a girlfriend!
Unmarried man: . . .
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