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questing for positivity

Scrolling through social media to find a bit of joy to brighten our lives.

I had such a bad day at work I spent an hour questing for positivity just so I could destress.

by Dulced November 2, 2023


The Mobius Position

The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.

“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”

by ebbonloft June 2, 2014


broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018


Positive Entrepreneurship

A principled approach to business prioritising wellbeing and sustainable growth.

Positive Entrepreneurship draws on the PERMA model of Positive Psychology (Positive emotions, Engagement, Relationships, Meaning and Accomplishment) and applies these principles to the practice of entrepreneurship, as a path to improved personal and professional wellbeing.

Positive entrepreneurship has opened the door to a new model of enterprise and growth, which does not emphasis work above wellbeing, but instead empowers entrepreneurs to develop a healthy mind, body and business.

by wellbeingconsult.com November 10, 2017

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positively partched

when you are way past thirsty and you need some ass

She is so thirsty .... In that case I am positively partched!

aka I am P.P.

by thirstyone April 9, 2018


Bitch (Positive)

A person who is a bitch in the best way. One who is blunt and strong when needed. Unafraid to tell it like it is for the benefit of those they care about.

“I love Ashley, she’s such a bitch (positive) when I need her to be!”

by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021


positions (the album)

Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.

''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''

by what the hell is this huni January 24, 2021