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The Jai Pow is a brutalist form of masturbation originating in southern Asia in the early 2000's. The Host takes upon his member with a violence rarely seen, forcing upon it an entire chicken, marinated in the sweet tikka masala sauces of the region. The host then begins to rub his member with the chicken, while reciting the traditional anthem Mundian De Bach Ke. Upon ejaculation, the sperm mixes with the orange sauce and the blood from the injuries sutained to the penis as a result of the bones in the chicken being forced into it's flesh forming a lovely sunburst toned mixture known commonly as Jamba juice.
Bredda, Big man ting, it's kinda weird yeah, but you gotta try The Jai Pow. That fucking shit it produces tastes wild fam.
Can be used in any situation at any time, usually comes at the end of the sentence; can not be used when referring to a platypus or tac
Dude your girl friends like chubby and smorsh... pow-y'all
when a couple bros come over to match you. Passin the peace pipe with some homies.
"yo dudes come on over for a pow wow, i got some chron"
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your reply to someone saying they accomplished something big
person one: oh my god i just got a girl
person two: whoa dude thats hella nar nar in the pow pow!
the miscommunication of cow poo.
"Ew, i stepped in coo pow today!"
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When snowboarding, you find yourself trapped regularly under plenty of soft powdery snow.
This is a sure sign of incompetence on a board.
FUCK, I'M STUCK IN THE POW AGAIN.
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another term for powder, a.k.a. cocaine.
Dude, I was fucked up last night, I got on way too much pow wow.
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