Random
Source Code
Random
When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.
Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.
A large penis in tighty whities.
Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?
When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.
I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.
When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.
Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.
One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.
I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.
Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"
A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy
Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!
Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz