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the prison ID of Charles Manson
prisoner b33920 wont be eligible for parole until 2012
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the act of homosexual intercourse performed without the aid of lubrication.
Don't pick up the soap without your back to the wall lads.
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Identical to a normal rodeo - where the act of coitus is interrupted either by hidden friends or a whispered admission such as "I have syphilis..." and the objective is to maintain penetration for as long as possible despite the receiving partner's best efforts to "throw the rider" - except the prison rodeo involves anal sex (and a vastly increased risk of a horrible, horrible mess).
I was surprised when Ashley was willing to do anal - it turned what I'd had planned as a run-of-the-mill rodeo into a full-on prison rodeo.
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i'm prison lunch, looky here!
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i'm wearing a regular jacket but the rest of my ass iz prison.
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Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.
Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?
Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.
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A prison punk is usually a small nonviolent male inmate that is bullied into becoming a bigger and stronger man's property. Once the prison punk is forced into submission by the cell bully, he will serve the bully on command. It is not uncommon for the prison punk to be the bully's slave in every possible way. The punk is often forced to clean his bully's toilet and the bully's entire cell. The prison punk will also be forced to pay the cell bully protection money and do all the bully's laundry if he doesn't want the bully to beat him up. The cell bully will often write his punk's girlfriend outside of prison telling her everything the bully his forcing the punk to do on a regular basis.
1. You better clean my cell punk.
2. I want this laundry done by noon today, prison punk.
3. Give me your girlfriend's name punk, I think I'll write to her and tell her everything I force my prison punk to do.
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The art of defecating while locked away in prison.
The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.
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