Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

Professional Boy

-a boy who is profess but is not yet a man

He’s a very professional boy

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.

That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...

professional masturbator

That good good masterbating

U like cheese professional masturbator

Black Professional.

A black man or woman who is well educated and/or successful in his or her chosen profession. Much more common nowadays than stereotypes of black people allow.

Michelle Obama is a black professional.

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professional student

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.

Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.

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