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Paterson Promise

the manifestation of fervent enthusiasm and elevated expectations within an individual or group, which, regrettably, culminates in a sense of disillusionment and letdown when the anticipated outcomes or promises fail to materialize as expected. This emotional journey from elevated hope to the deflation of expectations can leave those involved feeling disheartened, as the initial excitement fosters an optimistic outlook that ultimately remains unfulfilled.

I just got paterson promised...

by Trey515 July 19, 2023


Dicky Promise

When two men touch their penises together like a pinky promise.

I made a dicky promise.

by BamBam777 April 30, 2023


Bomb Promise

The act of calling a business or residence promising there is a bomb there.

I can't face going back to work. You should call in a bomb promise.

by mindfreak111 November 2, 2010


Ponky promise

A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.

"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."

by Demibateiscool May 11, 2020


Pimpy Promise

A pimpy promise is a promise made between a prostitute and their pimp.

Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.

by Weener Woman March 19, 2020


Pepperoni Promise

When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.

EXAMPLE 1:

"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"

EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"

Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"

by Maritimer Party July 22, 2012


incorrect promise

A promise made using alternative facts.

Obama lied when he said, If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.

Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.

by StrykerBandit February 13, 2017