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hookups planned for when you get vaccinated from covid-19, or hookups you plan to make after quarantine
All booty calls are turning into milky promises during this pandemic lockdown.
A promise you would like to make but due to a lack of experience or tools cannot, so you leave it as a Promise in Progress
It's a Promise in Progress
The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't
Smoker's Promise- The classic "I can quit anytime"
A promise where you kiss your thumbs and put your pinks together and touch your thumbs after. These promises can never be broken. It's a sign of trust and respect between each other.
"Do you kiss promise that your not going to do that?"
A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.
I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.
A pimpy promise is a promise made between a prostitute and their pimp.
Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.
The act of calling a business or residence promising there is a bomb there.
I can't face going back to work. You should call in a bomb promise.