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The most disappointing of all religions. Unlike the other crazy made up religions, protestantism is so close to getting it right. They're are a single Pope away from reaching their full potential. But instead of stepping up and making a commitment to one, holy , apostolic Church, they're stuck on this notion of "independence" of unmediated faith in Christ.
The Catholics get it, Protestants. You've had your 490 year "protest"-let's move on. Martin Luther was probably right to translate the Bible into German, but let's stop living in the past. Whenever you are ready the Church's doors are always open. We'll let you back into eternal salvation, and all you have to do is say a Hail Mary, feel a little guilty, and deliver us your massive army of lockstep values voters.
Man, Protestantism sure is shitty.
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"Yes, I know how he died, and why he died, but I would SO much prefer to focus on his teachings rather than the passion itself." --anonymous protestant
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A bastardized form of so-called "Christianity."
Lutherans, Methodists and Baptists all practice a form of Protestantism.
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Protesting doesn't really do anything, it's always going to end up being someone other than the protestors in charge at the end of the day, and that person is always going to try and calm them. What's the point? It's a waste of everyone's time and nothing changes.
The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).
A separate social media account devoted to following companies you will no longer buy from. A means of remembering all of the shady companies you don't like when they are out of the news cycle.
I just added @lllll to my protest account for how they (insert answer here)
The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.
He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.
Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.
What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.
A protest in which the subject and enthusiasm is minimal.
The protest was more of a ‘so-so-protest’; due to the small numbers of people whom seemed to care enough to attend.