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The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
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A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously
Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over
British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water
Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?
When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere
Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him
a way to describe a really sweaty female
I'm so sweaty, you know if you wring me out you could point to the floor and say look! puddle of bitch!
an unattractive women.
The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit.