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Having anal sex after taking your bitch to Qdoba, expecting a full shit geyser that night.
Bro..... didn't know my bitch hit Doba....fucked my bed up pumping crude tonight...
When your banging your girl from behind while singing God Save The Queen.
Last night I gave my girl the good ol’ Winchester Pump.
(Aka mumping)
Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.
Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*
An amazing little machine that I could not live without. What does it do you wonder? It pumps insulin, hence the name INSULIN PUMP. It for when you have type one diabetes, and the only downers are changing your set (where the insulin actually goes in) and having to bring it with you everywhere. And they cost $4000.
I would probably be dead by now without my insulin pump, I suck at taking care of my diabetes, mostly because its a pain in the ass.
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When a female is too tired or not slutty enough to put out and instead closes her hand into the hand job position and allows the male to penetrate the hand by a pumping motion which simulates sex.
My friend Luke was hooking up with this girl but he had to do all the work because all she gave up was pump-jobs.
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A retard rapper that yells “ESKETIT” way to manny times and is in love with Gucci
Friend:1 I got a Gucci belt.
Friend:2 you faggotlil pump bitch
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