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Purple guy

It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

purple guy is the guy who murdered 5 children for no reason

by purple guy/william asfton January 24, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Christmas

A spliff made with a clove cigarette--the tobacco is removed, mixed with marijuana shake, and repacked into the cigarette. Typically, the filter is also trimmed to about half-length.

"Yo, wanna celebrate Purple Christmas tonight?"

by sirsmokesalot115 January 19, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

by thefalconose December 28, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple roundy

the greatest man to have ever lived.

I am inviting purple roundy to my birthday because he is the greatest man to have ever lived.

by Michael Welker and Zach Goss September 3, 2003

57๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Bro

A bad motherfucker who wears exclusively purple. Generally too cool to wear colors from the lower end of the spectrum.

A: "Is it me, or does Owen wear purple like every day?"

B:"Nah, he's just a purple bro. He's been doing this since 2010."

by VerpaVentus September 17, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Army

A huge group of autists created by the livestreamer Ice Poseidon filled with retarded memes, racism and TriHards. Cx

Purple Army: Kill Niggers

by cx_nigger December 30, 2019

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Ganon

The act of two male video game collectors wearing Power Gloves and grasping each other's erect penises, thus constricting the tips until they are engorged and resemble a Purple Ganon.

Purple Ganons are a fairly commonplace event when collectors exchange high-end Nintendo NES items, often accompanied by penis pictures.

The guy who sold that copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' really gives a mean Purple Ganon!

by AllYourBase1 March 9, 2010

368๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž