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Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!
*Also known as poop sack*
The Python gang is a gang from the hague known for their creativity. They specialize in music, art, organising partys but also in themes like law and medicin. They grow and grow really fast, but the real akkaboez is growing the most fast.
OMG! Are you a member of the Python Gang!
When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.
Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again
The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning
“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”
The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.
WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.