Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.

If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.

Spice rack

A bra-like bottle-holding wrap you wear across your chest, like a bra, that holds spices while you're cooking

"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"

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rack jacked

When you are flirting up a shawty and then a douche bag comes up and prevents you from motor boating her rack. Also a synonym for cock blocked.

Brian was getting major pussy when Britain, a pretentious douche bag, comes right in the middle of their banging and ruins everything for everyone. Brian has officially been rack jacked.

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back rack

The back fat directly behind the titties on an obese woman, her back tits.

"OMG look at that back rack, thats disgusting, its coming after me!"

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rack jack

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

Bob:"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

Joe:"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

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rack em

the greatest phrase know to mankind, used to show appreciation

Bob-"I just got us two tickets to the yankee game."
Joe-"Rack em"

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huge rack

A big chest

Damn, look at this chick, she has such a huge rack

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