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Reading Cheese

its a phrase used to say how somethings impossible or hard to understand.

some guy: man, trying to understand this is like reading cheese!
some other guy: ?? you cant read cheese!
some guy: thats what im sayin!

by MCXD September 23, 2010


reading plus

the killer the all mental health and happiness

bro i had to do reading plus last week i almost died

by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 December 5, 2021


Sexy Reading

When one reads a sensual/sexual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely - mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.

Who doesn't love or enjoy some sexy reading?

by TheIslander96 June 14, 2015


Bed-Reading

The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.

Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.

by dirkdiggler12 December 5, 2016


Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.

Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.

by Asianchild December 29, 2014

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read a book

1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.

1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>

by bl@ckm@rio August 16, 2007

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reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 14, 2007

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