i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

i-Ready

The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves

Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.

Ready to Watch

A 12 year old British youtuber who does cool videos.

I think ready to watch is a great youtuber.

Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.

Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.

The Lemonade Is Ready

You have to pee really bad.

"Dude are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm good, the lemonade is ready and I need to pour it"

"Oh...ii"

Ready To Nut

when you ready to bust one out

"Yo Jimmy, I think I'm Ready To Nut to a R63 The Waifu on YBA"

walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.

Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"