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digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 17, 2023


Compare excel reports

Expose yourself to your partner

Hey can we compare excel reports?

by J-dogmusic January 12, 2021


Report fascists forever

Report fascists forever is an instgram page run by Derek Cohen Barnes. He is dedicated to reporting and exposing right wing extremists. He also has autism.

Report fascists forever just exposed lev goodman for being an undercover alt righter!

by Ireallylikethisdefinition May 24, 2023


Ransom-Note Report

The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).

All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.

Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.

Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.

by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008

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watch dog report

Watch dog report, Hypixels cancer anti-cheat that bans legit players and leaves the rest to bhop on uhc, seriously just buy gcheat

he's bhopping watch dog report him

by DoorPvP June 26, 2017

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Drudge Report Whore

A woman who consults the Drudge Report daily for breaking news

Many people know I'm a Drudge Report Whore, but I really don't care to watch network news.

by Amy Steier June 27, 2005

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