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Disclaimer: Mental retardation is a MEDICAL term. The term "retard" DOES NOT refer to those people who've actually been diagnosed by a medical professional (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or DSM IV) as being "mentally retarded."

(n.) 1. One who isn't diagnosed with mental retardation, but regardless, he/she WILLFULLY REFUSES 1) to act with basic common sense, 2) to display even the most basic form of intelligence, 3) to use logic and reason, 4) to read (quite useful for learning), 5) to speak in coherent sentences.

2. Synonym for Palin and/or maverick.

Anyone who thinks Africa is a country is a retard.

Anyone who believes they can see any part of Russia from Juneau or Wasilla, Alaska is a retard.

Anyone who says the US Vice-President is "in charge of the US Senate" is a retard.

Anyone who would vote for such a person who does the above is a fucking retard.

by GuidorffTheBiscuitKing February 4, 2010

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Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results

Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.

by Highland Piper February 25, 2010

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retardful

the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?

if u don't know what retardful means then enter name here

by chip whichowitz September 8, 2008


Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022


Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023


Retardation

Someone or something that is so goddamn stupid that anything that comes out of their mouth drains your brain cells.

Someone having to look up retardation on the Urban Dictionary is absolute retardation.

by atomic07 May 9, 2019


Retard

A perfectly fine word that some people misuse. Oh, and by the way, I have been diagnosed with Tourettes syndrome. I'm not a bully.

abled person: that's retarded
disabled person: I agree with you.

by AppleLord3000 January 5, 2023