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1) Nearly defecating one's self to death as a result of bad water, bad food, or any other airborne illness while in a third world country named Egypt.
2) The ill-shits.
3) Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, but in Egypt not Mexico. And generally far, far worse.
Dan got the Pharaoh's Revenge so bad he needed Cipro to stay alive.
That poor SOB was the Pharoah's favorite; he got the Pharoah's Revenge so many times, he barely left the pot while in Egypt.
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1. the message board located on Craig Owen's website (Craig: the vocalist of Chiodos and Cinematic Sunrise).
2. A message board where people are actually nice to each other. It is "unicorns and rainbows" in comparison with the other message boards out there.
3. The Chiodos board refers to it as "Craig's ego board" because they are haters.
What's undertakers revenge?
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To get revenge for something that you know that another is going to do to you.
Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.
"I've heard that that guy who's always threating to beat you up is on crutches.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."
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1. A holiday that happens on May 5th. People celebrate Sith and other villainous characters from the Star Wars series on this day.
2. A holiday that was created by Star Wars fans who hate the fact that Disney is using May the Fourth to make money.
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Nerd 1: Who’s your favorite Sith?
Nerd 2: Darth Plageuis the Wise. Why do you ask?
Nerd 1: Because it’s Revenge of the Fifth!
2. Why do you celebrate May the Fourth? You should celebrate Revenge of the Fifth!
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When all you have left to live for is gone, and your whole life has been ruined, and the people who did it to you, are laughing their asses off, you do the only thing you can do, Live For Revenge and Attain it. And make them Rue the Day they were born.
Eric Mueller, American Idol, and after he was destroyed, He did the one thing, he could do, Live For Revenge!!!
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Verb: the act of of traveling, not merely for pleasure, but as a massive fuck-you to sheltering in place during the Covid-19 pandemic.
I can’t wait to revenge travel through Europe and fuck as many people as possible.
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Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
She did WHAT? with WHOM?
Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.
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