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blowing your load on the chest of the girl you had relations with
Riley - "why did that girl just run out of here with yogurt all over her chest?"
Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"
River Jude Phoenix, who died in the early 1990s, was a gifted actor in the 1980s and 1990s. You might recognize him as the older brother of Joaquin Phoenix. River was a proponent of animal rights, an environmentalist, and an actor. He was a true angel who was loving and generous, gracious, who would always go out of his way to support others. River was ahead of his time in his efforts to raise concerns about global warming and to put an end to animal cruelty; in particular, he was one of the first vegans in the 1980s, when few people knew what it meant. Stand By Me, Running On Empty, My Own Private Idaho, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are just a few of his memorable films. His success in the film My Own Private Idaho with his best friend Keanu Reeves made him an LGBTQ icon. Many people came out as a result of his performance, and many speculated River himself was bisexual. He tragically died of an overdose on Halloween, 1993, as a result of drugs given to him by his friend John Frusciante that night. River Phoenix, on the other hand, will still be remembered as a symbol and a legend who deserved so much more.
RIVER PHOENIX IS GOD 🙇🙇🙇
A river skank is a female hooker who is considered an absolute skank by the general population and usually hang around near rivers or any type of water. You can also find Sea Skanks and Swamp Skanks are the worst.
Generally a river skank is just referred to anyone who puts themselves up for prositution, they may not actually be bad looking, it depends on the context.
Chris you brought an absolute river skank to the villa last night.
The act of sticking a pregnant woman's nipple into a male urethra and forcibly making her lactate at the same time that you receive a hand-job. All that comes out of the penis should then be directed down the woman's esophagus.
"Hey dude, did you just show her the milky river?"
Driving over 100 miles per hour
How fast are you going?
I'm over the river.
Something that used to be a river, but is now dried up or void of water.
Person 1: "Damn, its hot out. let's go swim in the river"
Person 2: "Didn't you hear? Because of the drought, its an anti-river now"
Slang for rain
( aka crumbs of water )
Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?