An Uncle Roach is the one of the coolest people you know. Uncle Roach is a rad dude. Contrary to popular belief you don't need to be related to him, typically he is just your dads best friend. Uncle Roach spends his time doing crazy stuff and pulling females.
"Hey uncle roach what you been up to"
"Nothing much young bitch, just beat my boss in a drag race"
"Uncle Roach you're so rad"
When you see or hear something that isn’t really there
“I swear to god there was someone outside”
“Girl you’re seeing roaches…”
An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.
"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"
A time to celebrate smoking buddies. Whenever the roach container is full, you invite over everyone that you smoked the roaches with to smoke some roach bowls and engage in other stoner activities.
We were invited to a roach Thanksgiving by that guy we smoked out two weeks ago.
-short for roach session
-recieving any sexual favor in secrecy
where were you after school today?
gettin a roach sesh from jane
A term where its like the thug shaker but for a character named W from arknights where she shakes her ass
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what she's talking about. Spread your ass open, girl. You can do the roach shaker, huh? The roach shaker; gimme the roach shaker, girl, shake your ass!