Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

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chews the root

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

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sweet root

slang for awesome fuck

Papa Don is also known as Sweet Root to the girls in his hood.

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root beer

A&W? Barq's? Mug? Pansies. Best root beer in the world is Thomas Kemper. Drink up, son!

Henry Weinhard's is 2nd, IBC is 3rd

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doing roots

To put a curse on someone. To cause a person supernatural harm or bad luck.

"... but a story goes round that a woman tried to run Mollie Moon off of that property of her'n 'cause she be doing roots, but Mollie offered to smooth over ..." from Love Potion by Gerri Brooks

"My wife was doing roots on me after she found I had been with that girl."

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nappy roots

a rap group from the country (kentucky)

Nappy roots AWNAW

bill cowan is a fat ass

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Ginger Root

the act of placing both of your testicles as well as your penis inside of a condom at the same time. Thus offering the maximum protection from a dodgy sexual partner. This act causes the penis and testicles to closely resemble a ginger root.

"wow that girl last night was pretty dirty I had to use the ginger root to make sure I didn't catch anything"

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