An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore
"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"
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A sickie. To take a sick day / sick leave
“Where’s Johno?”
“He’s having a Ruben Wiki”
When you're devouring a women's vagina and the pussy flaps are very sour and roast beef like texture
Danny went down on Sally and was surprised to find a Vermont Ruben
first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.
this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.
goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben
In simple words, Rubens & Marisol’s are like magnets. They can not stand away from each other for too long or they’ll get crazy, deeply in love but won’t admit it.
“ omg, have you seen Ruben and Marisol they’re so loving and adorable”
Ruben: I won’t catch feelings
Marisol: yeah right
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A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.
Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also
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