runner's block

a lack of will or reason to run. Often lasts weeks. Comparable to writer's block.

I only ran 2 miles tonight because I just can't get past my runner's block

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runners cough

the thick, dry cough you get when you talk loud or try to laugh, and you can't stop. this happens usually after running for a long and hard time. this usually happens to track or cross country runners.

"hey bill, how'd your race go?"
"IT WENT GRE- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!"
"Oh no you have runners cough. haha!"
"HA H- *cough* *cough*

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muffin runner

Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.

Look at Jimmys ol' muffin runner ass done left us for some swamp donkey.

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front runner

Any Yankees fan who has never lived in the New York area.

Dave Dailey, who has lived in Maryland all his life and is a Yankees fan, is a front runner.

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ski runner

jerking off two guys at the same time. the motion of your hands looks like you are skiing hence the term.

-Yo you hear that alyssa jerked 2 guys at once
-yea she's a ski runner

Reverse Runner

A reverse runner is an absolutely ridiculous act involving a customer or
group of customers ordering a meal at a restaurant then paying for it and leaving before it comes out to your table.
It has been known to be pulled off by many

groups of intoxicated men who are blindly ordering half the menu, then start to feel a little tired/sick, they then decide to pull the pin and leave before the food comes out. Generally paying on the way out.

Travis and Andrew were that drunk from Mr potato head cocktails, that they ordered and paid for a ton of food at Mexicola then left before it was bought out. A sensational reverse runner

The Reality Runners

A group of super cool diverse hot sexy funny shifting creators on TikTok that have recently gained a following with their shifting-related content. The Reality Runners are composed of 8 creators: Gabby ( @Gabilisk), Grey (@1800yomomma), Cocco (@Daddycocco), Ava (@shiftingtodrac0), Mak (@Mak.malfoy), Miri (@supposablymiri), Nini (@drac.h0e1), and Sophie (@holyslytherin), along with their honorary member and mascot Simon, Sophie's dog.

"Hey did you see what The Reality Runners posted last night?"

" Yea! I used their shifting tips last night and I got super close !"