Sack-religious

A sack-religious person is an individual who eulogizes someone's genitals.

Random: Can't you see that Luke is absolutely perfect in everything he does?

Sam: I'm not sack-religious, so I can't hold your opinion.

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fat sack

a large baggie of marijuana

I am just sitting here chillin' with a fat sack looking for someone to party with

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Torso Sack

Another name for breasts.

Beatrice was bragging about her new nipple piercing and I dared her to show me. She lifted up her shirt to reveal her torso sack. Her nipple was indeed pierced.

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sack tap

A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.

"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"

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yeast sack

a fanny pack around your waste without straps.

it is the fatlike pouch below a womens bellybutton.
it is filled with yeast juices and you can make paste out of it.

Dalton- " is that lady wearing a fanny pack under her shirt, or is it a yeast sack?"

Derrick- " i think that it is a yeast sack."

Dalton- " i hope it doesnt leak!!!"

Derrick- " if so, then we can make paste from it."

Marriage Sack

A sack in which you put your future spouse. Usually by force. You have spent your entire life decorationg it. Your name is most likely Mihael. You are quaint and have jew curls.

"Papa, my marriage sack is too heavy!"

"Well choose a less plump spouse, Mihael!"

gobbler sack

It is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck.

I bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.