weed salad

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.

Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"

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cum salad

It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.

I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.

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fuckboy salad

A place or setting with a lot of fuckboys. Usually mixed and tossed together like salad.

"This classroom is a fuckboy salad."

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lead salad

a term for a vicious spray of bullets made up by the narrator of Fight Club, as he makes his escape from Police Headquarters during his efforts to foil Tyler Durden's plans to blow up the major credit card company buildings.

"First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?"

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Toilet Salad

When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.

Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad

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Herring Salad

the act of two guys eating out a womans smelly vagina and ass simultaneously.

After an evening of chasing flamingos, Chad and JR are looking to relax by finding a nice old lady to herring salad.

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Taco Salad

A pussy party

Brian: Hey Justin! Want to go get some taco salad tonight?
Justin: Hell no, I'm gay.
Brian: mmmk.

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