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A place where crappy cookies, cupcakes, and such are sold. It is also coined as an underground random expletive in certain areas.
Mike, those cookies aren't for you! They're for the BAKE SALE!!!
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an ejaculation so overwhelmingly massive, messy, and surprising, that all parties involved scramble to clean it up and end up using household linens.
It took them both by surprise when Alan had a white sale all over Martha's face. Not such "a good thing."
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A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.
a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.
In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"
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(Noun, Derogatory Slang)
Someone who works in sales, usually a call center, who will ask a potential customer questions about things that matter to them, and then use those answers to manipulate them into buying something they don't need or signing up for a payment plan.
"Man, I wasn't sure I'd get off the phone, that sales shark kept pressuring me to buy a landline when I only use my cell phone. I couldn't believe he said I'd need a landline 'in case something happened to my kids and they needed to call for help'. Who says that kind of thing to sell something???"
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a gaggle of retarded people or persons
have you ever been at school and as you walk around, sometimes there will be a bake sale, but oh, what's this? all of the people are retarded!? what the fuck is up with that shit! there is no way those fucking tards can cook. hence, they are not retards, they are bake sales.
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The condition one would be in after smoking so many drugs that he/she cannot function as an individual.
Dude 1: "Dude you gotta hand me the bong"
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
Dude 1: "..."
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When you go to a party and you see nothin but busted bitches, it's like anybody can take'em home any time he feels like it. So it's as if there's a fire sale goin down. Everything must go!
Shit, homey, we done run up on a fire sale. Let's peace out and go to that other party outside of town.
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