When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.
Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.
Sasquatch: Totally "Sasquatch" meaning "cool" or better than "cool"
..Saying "cool" is un-Saquatch of you...
" you spilled my drink buddy .. Way un-Sasquatch"
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One who is a total douche bag, tool, or asshole. It can also be used as a term with your friends to piss one off.
Richard: "You're a total sasquatch boner sucking face!"
Jamal: "You're a dick" *starts crying*
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when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
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When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
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A big hairy stick longer than a giraffe's neck
Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick
From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"