A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated
Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg
When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.
To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.
Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.
girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.
on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*
something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.
The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!
When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.
Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!