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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs November 25, 2008

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scrape for powder

The act of taking something like a knife, a razor, or a credit card to the inside of a bowl and scraping around for crushed remnants of pills to snort. Typically done with morphine or oxycodone.

His stash was confiscated so he's had to scrape for powder for the past week.

by scrumpusbaggy November 19, 2017


Lift and scrape

The act of scratching your own balls using only one hand. Directions are to use your thumb to lift the dick off the itchy sack while simultaneously “scraping” your finger downward relieving the itch.

“Dude, I was holding my girls hand and my balls were really itchy, so I had to use the lift and scrape so I wouldn’t ruin the moment.“

by Dong demarco February 8, 2022


Scraping the nail

When your board / skis go over an icy part of the slopes and makes a scraping sound.

"bro I just hit this gnarly run and all I could hear was my board scraping the nail."

by hawaiislang March 7, 2017


gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women

My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape

by Leemo1919 March 20, 2018


a scrape

When someone rats in on something they aren't involved in or asked about.

For example,
Angus: what did you get in the test Sean?
Charlie: oh yeah I found that really hard I only got 60%
Angus: Charlie I asked Sean not you you're such 'a scrape'
Sean: scrape out Charlie he asked me not you

by Mxlkwood May 24, 2014


Scrape god

A worm that tries to do a a wheelie and falls and scrapes their knees

Mark: yo did u hear? Kyle is a scrape god now
Tyrek:yoooo I knew he was a worm

by Your favorite worm December 12, 2017