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Being fucked over by someone or something
His boss fired him and fucked his wife. Damn he got screwed magoo'd
Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!
“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”
The act of screwing someone and then runing like hell. Usually when both ppl are drunk
I screwed and bolted on this really ugly chick. I was drunk at the time. Screw and bolt
When a male crosses his fingers and shoves them into a female's vagina for sexual pleasure.
"Jim crossed his fingers for good luck before shoving them into Jane's warm, sweet Vagina to cork screw her"
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As found in a song by The View, this means someone is taking advantage of the benefits system, the brew, also known as the dole or DHSS.
Skag trendy thought he knew just what to do,
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew.
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Also: Screw it forward.
It's where a task is done half-assed without regard for the next person who comes along who is going to be totally screwed. A play on the Pay-It-Forward slogan.
Example: you buy a house and find that the previous owner installed a toilet with no shutoff valve, saving them $2.00 and a little bit of labor, but you come along after the fact and are now totally screwed by their actions if the toilet overflows and you need to shut it off.
You can also be the one to screw it forward. Example, on the last day of your job before quitting, your boss tells you to finish cleaning out some files but you just shove them back into the filing cabinet because you won't be there on Monday. So you smile and tell the boss "OK, sure" but you say to yourself, "yeah whatever...well I'm not going to be here anymore, so I'm just gonna SCREW IT FORWARD to the next person and they can deal with it...cuz I'm outta here!"
(Can also say fuck it forward or fucked it forward, as in: "Those guys fucked it forward pretty bad for the rest of us who have to clean up this mess...").
That guy is a half-ass motherf*cker...he just screwed it forward to the next guy by not installing the right equipment to save himself the trouble.
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A low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company. Alcholic beverages need to be purchased sometimes at an inflated rate ( $15-$25) per drink which act as the cost of the sexual favors. After a few purchased drinks the bar whores will take you to the back of the bar and conduct the pre negotiated services.
Chief i went by that Brew and Screw in Allapattah last night and got a BJ from this bar whore Maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece.
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