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A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"
A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...
Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?
father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
What a bhakt says when a librandu starts critisizing PM Modi at twitter dot com
@liberandu_2002: Modi SUCKS!!!!
@hindusher: real i'd se aa mulle
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"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
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"Skaru me o se pÄ skotrn min?" Àr en sjÀlvklar raggningsreplik. Liksom, vem skulle inte bli lite smÄtt kÄt av denna replik och vilja hÀnga med personen som frÄgar var som helst?
För att kunna fÄ tjejer (eller killar) med denna mÄste du förbereda lite, frÄga dem om de gillar att jaga, har skoter, bor uppe i Norrland, m.m. NÀr du har fÄtt reda pÄ all fakta du behöver Àr det nu tid att slÄ till. SÀg "Skaru me o se pÄ skotrn min?" och se tjejerna (eller killarna) svÀrmas efter dig som bin.
Varning, det finns en stor risk att den bara fungerar i norra Sverige och om du sĂ€ger det som det stĂ„r sĂ„ sĂ€ger du det ocksĂ„ i pitemĂ„l, sĂ„ för bĂ€sta möjliga reaktion ska den utföras uppe i PiteĂ„, eller Ălvsbyn kan ocksĂ„ fungera.
Robin- Har du kört nÄ skoter dÄ i dina dar?
Ida-Jovisst, brorsan har skoter sÄ det kör ja lite dÄ och dÄ.
Robin-Men var kommer du ifrÄn dÄ?
Ida- Jag bor ju hĂ€r nere i UmeĂ„, men kommer ursprungligen frĂ„n Ălvsbyn.
Robin- Ahh, sÄ skaru me o se pÄ skotrn min?
Ida- SjÀlvklart, var ska vi? *vink*
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A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"
A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...
Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?
father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
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"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.
I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!
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I dont know what: Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fĂștbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mĂ que no se ha convertido.... means