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To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,
That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet
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The time of year, particularly between the late winter and early spring, where temperatures become so cold that students will often bring blankets to school (usually in high school) in an effort to combat the harsh conditions.
Florida's Blanket Season is between mid march to mid February because around that time, many high school students will bring their favorite blankets and even huddle together to prevent shivering .
All my friends are wearing blankets around school; it must be Blanket Season.
When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.
My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.
Those few seconds when you eat over the sink because of your lack of energy to get a plate, then drop the food into the sink and "seasoning" it with all the germs within.
I just got sink seasoning after dropping my burger into the sink, yum!
Lick season is when everyone is broke so they resort to stealing/ robbing.
Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.
Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?
Barry: Yeah man how much you need
A pre-determined time of year in which friends compete as to who can "tag the biggest boar" aka fuck the fattest chick!
Proving your trophy is a must, and can be done so in many ways.
1. presenting a video recorded hunt aka sex tape
2. presenting the boar to any weigh station via driving around wth the boar in the bed of your pickup truck either tranqulized (drunk) or alive. Boar hunting is a catch and release sport. Those who do not release their boars give a bad reputation to the sport, and threaten the boar population.
3. presenting the boar's undergarments aka panties, diaper, or tarp.
Dude 1:Ahh yeah you know what time of year it is? its boar season baby time to load up your pump shotguns and fuck some fatties.
Dude 2: Where you wanna hunt first? IHOP or the All you can eat chinese buffet?