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Section 8 squad is a squad on the Delta Force Games
DF Black Hawk
And Joint Opperations.
WoW man, Section 8 Squad Has The Best Site At WWW.Section8Squad.Net!
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Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.
Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.
Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.
Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.
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This is the law that forbids that any arguement lasts for over 10 minutes, if said time is reached; due to the laws of the homie, all the parties and partakers within the arguement must resolve it with homosexual intercourse. The one who finishes first shall be the one who was wrong within the argument. Homie law 4, section 420 also backs up this statement.
"My homies got in an arguement, so we had to resolve it using Homie law 9 section 69. Turns out that Elliot was wrong."
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are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year
“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”
Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.
Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.
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This is the law of spoiling. Any running show or movie under 8 months old must not be spoiled for the homies. Breaking this sacred law is cause for a sudden death brawl.
Friend 1. You can't spoil that
Friend 2. Y not you haven't watched it
Friend 1. Under the homie law 9 section 68
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If a domesticated canine barks incessantly for more than 10 minutes, a neighbor may execute said animal without legal repurcussion.
If you hate your neighbor's loud barking dog, Chapter 8, Section 10.07, Ordinance 11 is your favorite law.
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