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shaft knot

A herpes sore on the shaft of a penis. A friend who is just so irritating and won't go away.

Timmy is a friggin shaft knot, someone tell him to leave the party.

by MoTox345 (Tim) May 1, 2006

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dusty shaft

to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally

Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.

by manwithbootinass February 23, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!

Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020


shaft friction

Action in which two homosexual men try a heterosexual act by both inserting their penis into the same hole of a female. Their arousel is mostly derived from the two shafts rubbing together. This homo sexual occurance is referred to as shaft friction.

My boys and I thought it would be good idea to double dip in this chick until we felt the awkward shaft friction.

by dude you're getting a dell August 19, 2015


Shaft Attack

The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum

I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!

"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon

by Roko8888 June 1, 2014


gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft

some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7

by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015