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A herpes sore on the shaft of a penis. A friend who is just so irritating and won't go away.
Timmy is a friggin shaft knot, someone tell him to leave the party.
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to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally
Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.
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The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"
Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"
Girl 1 - "Course I did!"
*enter Ewan*
Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"
Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"
*Rusty shafting comences*
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You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.
Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.
Action in which two homosexual men try a heterosexual act by both inserting their penis into the same hole of a female. Their arousel is mostly derived from the two shafts rubbing together. This homo sexual occurance is referred to as shaft friction.
My boys and I thought it would be good idea to double dip in this chick until we felt the awkward shaft friction.
The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum
I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!
"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7