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(v.) the act of stabbing a person with a shiv( a non-metallic weapon; a sharpened toothbrush, a slice of old bread, a shard of glass, cracker jack box, human or animal bone, a plastic letter opener, half of a contact lens, two straws taped together, bic pen, dirty depends.) or a shank (a metallic weapon; can of spinach, metal lamp shade, tac, metal letter opener)
dwight d eisenhower was shanked in the lower thigh 10 times and in the upper abdomen 3 times.
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stabbing motion.
used as a handshake for middle schoolers.
Fun to do, without knives.
Shank Shank!!
Gotcha!
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To walk up behind someone and pull their pants down by surprise, usually exposing their underwear or genitalia.
Guy 1- "yo man, did you hear what happened to Grace?"
Guy 2- "nah, what?
Guy 1- "Cara shanked her! Now everybody knows she wears red underwear!"
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To stab someone, then repeatedly have sex with the hole you have created.
Person: Did you hear? Tom shanked Ling-tong the other night
Other person: Oh my god really? is she okay?
Person: Yeah but shes in hospital for stab wounds
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"Shh - ayne - k"
- adjective
1. Bieng a person of impulsive ambition without regard to fear or consequence.
2. Bieng a person with extordany abilty in verbally coercing the opposite sex into mutual copulation.
Exmpl. 1: " Bub, did you see that? Josh just KTFO'd that supervisor. He is so damn SHANK. "
Exmpl. 2: " I was really attempting to wait until I got married before having sex, but Josh is just so SHANK I couldnt resist. "
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The process of masturbating while simultaneously defecating, usually but not exclusively, upon a toilet. It's etymology lies in a combination of the colloquial terms 'shit' and 'wank'.
Henry Ho locked his door for a quick shank.
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A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!
see my definition of im gonna cut him homes for a related definition.
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