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Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.
After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.
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Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!
"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?
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to shit and fart simultaneously.
- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!
-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."
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when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!
Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."
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To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
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when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.
I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!
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