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It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.
Hunny, I'm home... Hold on a minute I just had a shitty shit.
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When you feel sad or frustrated about yourself, and you are lazy to force yourself to make any positive changes. You feel like Shitty Life.
OH State is full of disgusting people , and I have a Shitty Life.
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n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.
-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.
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Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.
It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.
describes a bogus situation or a time when things don't work out well or end up poorly.
susane ..."we never made it to the pub, put all my money on a horse and lost it all!"
Seamus ..." ah dude that shitty mick"
A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.
You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!