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the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole
Hey Jacob?
Yea?
Guess what i did last night?
What?
I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night
hell yea!!
When an average looking guy or girl dumps a hottie, they go into a state of denial and disbelief, aka, hot-shock.
A hot young girl dating and living with an older man gets dumped. She ignores it and continues to live there thinking he will just change his mind. She doesn't understand how someone would want to break up with such a hottie. Total hot-shock.
The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.
"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"
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N&V: The shocking feeling when you used to go down those plastic slides at the playground and you would get buzzed by a shock by the metal bolts on the way down
Little tommy wouldn't stop crying because Jane pushed him down the slide and he got a case of slip and shock
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Giving a guy who you are not in a relationship with head in the woods.
Ra-Qui-Qui: Ooh girl, I just gave Tairone head.
Yolanda: OMG! Are you even together?
Ra-Qui-Qui: Nah girl, we were just in the woods haning out and I just decided to do the dirty!
Yolanda: Girl! You just pulled a shockely!
The act of "pulling a shockely".
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a "disease" that individuals get, both males and females, as a result of sucking too much dick. Many refer to this as tonsillitis, and has those type of symptoms to include swelling and soreness of the throat and tonsils.
A: Whats wrong with Kara?
K: She woke up with a sore throat this a.m., she thinks its tonsillitus.
A: What did she do last night? smoke too many ciggarettes?
K: I don't know. But i do know that she had gave Nick a blow job. Its like the 3rd straight night!!!
A: Thats not tonsillitis, thats a case of shock mouth!
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The look on a woman's face when you fart while she is blowing you. Synonymous with fart frown, shit-gas scowl, or gas grimace.
Super-sized bean burrito... $5.00. The gas shock on her face when you blow down on her while she is blowing you... priceless.
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