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Throwing a stray shoe found on the street at a moving car which later turns out to be a undercover cop.
-How did she get a ticket last night?
-She pulled a flaming shoe man!!
Some joke someone came up with that’s a nickname for Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa V3:Killing Harmony that people use a lot and it’s actually funny
“Kæyædæ and her boyfriend shoe itchy”
A pair of shoes you fuck up so badly, you decide to dedicate them to getting more fucked up until they become unwearable. Usually very muddy and torn up
Me: John, I slipped on mud and fell into a river trying to cross it, and while trying to get back up, a rock tore the soul of my shoe
John: damn those shoes look nasty as fuck
Me: yeah I guess there my outdoor shoes now
A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!
Show Sleading is when you decide to be a complete and utter moron (like us) and decided to grab onto the bumper of a car as it goes down a icy street and hold your body up with your feet/shoes. If you use milk shoes you tend to go slightly smoother.
Derek: Hey guys, lets go shoe sleeding.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.
Chewing tabbacco packed from one end of the jaw to the other
I got a big buzz of of the horse-shoe lipper i just threw in
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A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.
Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up
Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!
That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!
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