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Driving with a lack of direction because there's nothing better to do or because you want to feel the wind in your face.
A phenomena that is becoming increasingly rare due to high gas prices.
"We were bored of chilling in the house so we decided to shoot a cruise."
To pass leisure time idly conversing.
Etymology: Possibly originates from WWI when soldiers in trenches would use bucket latrines and then shoot at them for target practice during downtime.
Wife: What do you guys do when you're fishing all day?
Guy: You know... Stuff.
Wife: No I don't know, that's why I asked.
Guy: Just shoot the shit, nothing important.
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Taking a bunch of seductive pictures with your Snuggie, similar to a photo shoot.
Guy: "Hey, will you comment the pictures from my Snuggie Shoot on Facebook?"
Girl: "Uhh.... sure." *backs away slowly*
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A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
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When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
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Open yer mouth, bitch. I'm about ta shoot the sherbert.
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