Shorty McThug

Rob's gangsta name. Actually, he's so gangsta it's his REAL name.

rob is such a str8 thuggin g funk nigga people call him "Shorty McThug"

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DOT shorty

A "DOT shorty" helmet is the smallest helmet you're allowed to wear while still being safe from getting a ticket. Comes from "D.O.T.", or "Department of Transportation", and "shorty" meaning "a very small helmet that doens't come down very far". Also called a "Beanie" or "Skull Cap".

I ordinarily wouldn't wear a helmet, but I don't want to get a ticket, so I wear a DOT shorty.

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orange soda shorty

crush , referring to the soda

“She’s my orange soda shorty”
“Ohh shes your crush??

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It's a tuba thang, shorty

Something someone doesn't need to worry about.

Comes from the movie 'Drumline' with Nick Cannon when Jason asks Charles what's up with his socks.

Kay: *giggle giggle giggle*

Miranda: What are you laughing about?

Kay: Don't worry 'bout it. It's a tuba thang, shorty.

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Shorty C

Crazy latina chick who PWNs at will and appears at random to dish out random PWN sessions to those deserving without prior notice. This is also coupled with Rave Syndrome.

Dia: Holy shit. Shorty opened a can on that n00b.
Dave-O: Ah. I see my Rave Syndrome has afflicted her.

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Thotty Mc Shorty

A girl that is short and has long hair that thots with everyone.

Karen your such a thotty mc shorty.

bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

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